Dunce Patrol

For our first Minisode Monoscene we are joined by our friend Derek Martz! In this episode we answer the questions can ice cream be too 'nutty', what is the proper way to dispose of dog feces, why did Jennifer stay in the street, will Strawberry become Mayor and what happens when you listen to the little voices in your head? All these answers and more on this week's minisode monoscene of Dunce Patrol. Suggestion: Relationship: “ Angel / Demon” from a relationship suggestion app More from Derek Martz on Instagram - @derekmartz as well as performing with Dreamboat at iO, Whose Line is it Saturday at Logan Square Improv and with other teams and shows around Chicago. Hosted, Edited and Recorded by Tobias Childs in the iO Podcast Studio Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC. Chicago, IL

SOFT SANDWICH is Breanna Lind and Tom Simmermaker. In this episode we answer the questions what happens when you stick your finger in a hot cornbread, what's the cost of chasing glory and fame, can a woman from Nebraska knock out a horse out of this dimension, do they smoke the sticky icky on Mars, what happened to Dimpy's Mom and can a busy man and his typewriter find happiness during a championship boxing match in 1985? All these answers and more on this week's episode of Dunce Patrol. Suggestion: “ There's a certain kind of talk that takes place when you're lying, dazed in the sun.’” Calypso , by David Sedaris More from Soft Sandwich on Instagram - @bree.limetree & @tomsimmo94 as well as performing with Tru Bangerz, Studio 11, Crocodile Nasties and other teams around iO, Second City, annoyance and other theaters and shows in Chicago. Hosted by Tobias Childs Edited by Tobias Childs Recorded by Ian Iversen in the iO Podcast Studio Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC. Chicago, IL

Pappy is a hot and horny improv troupe based out of the Den Theater Chicago, Illinois and today we are joined by three of its members Lindsay Chatham, Colin Rourke and True Walters In this episode we find out about a young man's secret, what's the big deal with cannons, if a reverse "she's-the-man" works, what ever happened to Crank Johnson, what a female 'Dean' is called, why it sucks to run security at a party, what the cost of renting a zeppelin is, if a bake sale will lead to some ankle banging and if a messy divorce will be resolved by a Sorority's funk fest? Suggestion: “...there were many pictures of muggle motorcycles and also several posters of bikini-clad muggle girls.’” Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by JK Rowling More from Pappy on Instagram - @colinrourke and @lindsaychatham as well as performing with Stork, Dirt and other teams around iO, Second City, CiC, The Annoyance and more around Chicago. Hosted by Tobias Childs Edited by Tobias Childs Recorded by Ian Iversen in the iO Podcast

Heat Freaqs is a dare-devil, heat-seeking, indie improv troupe baed out of Chicago, Illinois and two of its members are Rudy Mendoza and Tyler Malec. In this episode we find out about the many uses of black lights and stethoscopes, if Cabo San Lucas is haunted by chupacabra, what Gronkowski has been up to since he retired, who makes a better lover: a dog or a river, did tricia at the water-treatment plant ever receive Bob’s letter and if Dr. Archaeologist Felix Helix is the truly the most interesting man alive? Suggestion: “ Upriver, there is a chill in the weeds.’” Another Roadside Attraction by Tom Robbins More from Heat Freaqs on Instagram - @69heatfreqs and @cruddymenduddy as well as performing with Stork, Teenage Nicholas, GLAC and other teams around iO, Second City, CiC, The Annoyance and other theaters and shows around Chicago. Hosted by Tobias Childs Edited by Tobias Childs Recorded by Ian Iversen in the iO Podcast Studio Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC. Chicago, IL

JESS’S PARTY is Miranda Rozas, Jon Ramsey and Guy Madjar. In this episode we find out the consequences of peer pressure, that Jeremy truly is the school bully, if Osmosis Jones stickers are as effective as Osmosis Jones, why does the coach of the soccer team need three magical items, what cokkie is best to "nut" on and what evil is hiding behind Dr. Mansin’s mustache? Suggestion: “ ‘He said that?’ Matt frowned ‘I don’t understand.’” The Great Hunt , by Robert Jordan More from Jess’ Party on Instagram - @gmadjar & @sexydragonbuttmuncher as well as performing with Bad Bear, Slice and other teams around iO, Second City, annoyance and other theaters and shows in Chicago. Hosted by Tobias Childs Edited by Tobias Childs Recorded by Ian Iversen in the iO Podcast Studio Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC. Chicago, IL

TENN & PELLER are Trent Dozier and Cam Herdt. In this episode we find out who is the best best boy, what makes a good mystery ingredient, is playing soccer more important than making food, and what levels the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation will steep to to make a hit show? All of these questions and more are answered in this week’s episode of DUNCE PATROL! Suggestion: “The mighty mucus monster shoved Mr. Krupp into his gummy mouth and swallowed him whole.” Captain Underpants and the Big Bad Battle of the Bionic Booger Boy Part 1: The Night of the Nasty Nostril Nuggets , by Dave Pilkey More from Tenn and Peller on Intagram - @trent_dozier & @mistercam as well as performing with Little Heroes, Slice, Carl and the Passions and many other groups and shows around Chicago. Hosted by Tobias Childs Edited by _Tobias Childs Recorded by _Ian Iversen in the iO Podcast Studio Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC. Chicago, IL .

DUNCE PATROL is Andrew Uebelein, Ian Iverson and Courtney Tua. In this episode we find out if time is truly a flat circle, if there are any Australian accents in Australia, is cake a chili or is chili a cake, and does Mr. Stringley have a heart, and is Jeanie Bus ruining the LA Lakers? All of these questions and more answered in this week’s episode of Dunce Patrol - NO RATBURNS ALLOWED! Suggestion: “After all, it was only a kind of piping she produces.” The Complete Short Stories, by Franz Kafka More from The Dunce Patrol Family @ www.eggmouth.com Hosted by Tobias Childs Edited by Ian Iversen Recorded Ian Iversen in the iO Podcast Studio Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC. Chicago, IL

SPLIFF is Ally Whitelaw, Ali DeRosas, Maisy Halloran, Emma Symonds, Courtney Tua In this episode we find out if an all-female society based on pie worship is sustainable, how small can a husband be, if all magicians with three breasts can vanish and what the breaking point of two hard-boiled detectives is. Suggestion: “Doughboy turns back, nods, walks away and vanishes.” They Can’t Kill Us Until They Kill Us, by Hanif Abdurraqib More from Spliff: @Spliffimprov on instagram https://www.facebook.com/spliffimprov/ Hosted by Tobias Childs Edited by Tobias Childs Recorded Tobias Childs in the iO Podcast Studio Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC. Chicago, IL

Bloody Marys is Tricia Brown & Katie Heath In this episode we find out what secret agents wear on vacation, why its important to install video cameras on your body, how to tell the differences between types of milk and why the piers in Tampa Bay are so high. Suggestion: A discussion of Jennifer Garner in Alias. More from Bloody Mary’s: @hatiekeath on Twitter, @k8pluseight on instagram and @tricia.louise228 on instagram - See Moms and Crocodile Nasties, iO Harold Teams, performing at iO Chicago. Hosted by Tobias Childs Edited by Tobias Childs Recorded Tobias Childs in the iO Podcast Studio Theme song by Elai Shine and the PBS TV show Arthur Produced by EGG MOTUH LLC. Chicago, IL

Paris, Texas is Matt Beebe, Caleb Hearon & Claire McDonald In this episode we find out what happens when four friends hold a seance in a record shop, why Tony Shaloub’s ghost is playing lead guitar for John Legend, how this all affects AMC’s radio-based Western dramas and why some actors go so far as to kill themselves to make it in this industry. Suggestion: “Anyone worth knowing is fucked up in some way.” The Book of Joe, by Jonathan Tropper More from Paris, Texas: https://www.facebook.com/paristexasimprov/ Hosted by Tobias Childs Edited by Tobias Childs Recorded Tobias Childs in the iO Podcast Studio Produced by EGG MOUTH LLC. Chicago, IL .